Another Meme

Which I've actually scooped up from Tug's because it looked like fun. What's wrong with me?

1. LIST FOUR SENTENCES YOU’VE NEVER SAID BEFORE:

~ oh I totally don't mind doing your lazy ass a favour by doing your work
~ that was the worst orgasm I ever had!
~ i wish i was more voluptuous
~ no way would I want a hot tub

2. LIST ANY NUMBER OF SONG TITLES THAT DESCRIBE HOW YOU’VE FELT THIS WEEK:

~ Take this job and shove it!

~ How much is that doggy in the window?

~ Run to you

~ Celebration!

~ It's not Easy being Green

~ Rubber Ducky!

3. IMAGINE YOU’RE HAVING THE IDEAL PERFECT DAY. WHAT FOUR THINGS WOULD YOU BE DOING?

~ Lying on the air mattress floating in the pool

~ Drinking, mildly

~ Doing a jigsaw puzzle

~ Eating good barbeque food

4. MAKE UP FIVE CREATIVE NAMES FOR A NEW ROCK BAND:
~ Krinkly Spam

~ Words without Action

~ Diamonds in the Rough

~ Testostrogen

5. CONGRATULATIONS! YOU GET TO GO BACK IN TIME AND ENSURE THAT THREE SONGS WERE NEVER WRITTEN, THUS SPARING HUMANITY FROM EVER HAVING TO HEAR THEM. WHAT THREE SONGS WOULD GET THE AXE?

~ Oh without a doubt - Tonight's the Night from Rod Stewart. I can't stand that song!!!

~ YMCA - The Village People ~ enough already!

~ Karma Chameleon - Culture Club ~ just plain yucchy!


No tags, but let me know if you play along!

Three Words Meme

Found at Leesa's

The rules are simple.
Answer each question in three words.
No more, no less.

1. Where is your cell phone? in my purse
2. Boyfriend/girlfriend? don't have one
3. Hair? needs some dye
4. Your mother? in her grave
5. Your father? at his apartment
6. Your favorite item(s)? camera, laptop, tv
7. Your dream last night? i don't remember
8. Your favorite drink? chardonay or merlot
9. Your dream guy/girl? don't frickin' care
10. The room you are in? my messy bedroom
11. Your fear? not having fun
12. What do you want to be in 10 years? more financially stable
13. Who did you hang out with last night? dog, granddog, hubby
14. What are you not? skinny stupid ecstatic
15. Are you in love? whatever love is
16. One of your wish list items? big screen television
17. What time is it? three twenty one
18. The last thing you did? ate some lunch
19. What are you wearing? grey track suit
20. Your favorite book? one I enjoyed
21. The last thing you ate? chocolate chip cookies
22. Your life? trying my best
23. Your mood? a little lazy
24. Your friends? mean well always
25. What are you thinking about right now? must clean house
26. Your car? has a noise
27. What are you doing at this moment? thinking you're dense
28. Your summer? can't come sooner
29. Your relationship status? married seventeen years
30. What is on your TV screen? nothing right now
31. When is the last time you laughed? not yet today
32. Last time you cried? bye bye Angelika
33. School? no thank you